The perfect sarcastic cross stitch pattern for venting your frustrations. Even if you don't know who you are, you know what you aren't.

Things I'm not:
-A Skinny Bitch
-Nice
-Going to deal with your bullshit

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PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample)
Stitches: 100 W x 78 H
Fabric: Any fabric you like
Floss: DMC (4 colors)
Size: approx 7-1/8" x 5-5/8" (14 count)
Types of stitches: Cross stitch & back stitch
Skill Level: Easy/Beginner

You receive a PDF document containing two versions of this pattern. One in full color and one featuring black and white symbols (for ease of printing) both featuring the DMC floss color key.

Please note this is a PDF pattern only! No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing.

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