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So the cat repping this crew neck technology is usually a fully loaded, compressed eggshell ripping firearm.
This stick isn’t just a golfing player.
This is a trotted weapon of flush destruction.
These Trotted Cats lives religiously by the following principles:
Rocket Wheeling
Trotting Hearty Objects
Being a Zero’d-Out Stick
Playing Private
Becoming a Coin Overlord
Being a Tour Blade
Being Robotically Slotted
If you nodded yes to even one of these accolades…
You're a fucking twig.
You are:
• A Weapon With a Heartbeat
• A Sniper Rifle With a Pulse
• A Fully Flushed Out Loaded Cannon of Perpetual Purity
Built for the beauticians.
Worn by Sticks, Trotted in by Twigs
Stay slotted.
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