Slotted X Imperial Artifact 

You Slotted Sticks,

The time has come. We’ve teamed up with our friends at Imperial Hats to craft a fresh batch of  Slottifacts.

This particular Slotted Artifact is built on Imperial’s Rabble Rouser chassis (still not entirely sure what the hell that means), but I can personally attest that this is some serious domepiece technology. We loaded it up with a crisp 3D puff SLOTTED script and made it ready for wheeling, slotting, trotting, and general eggshell liquidation.

Features of Purity:

• Premium performance poly fabric
• Mesh side and rear panels for maximum dome ventilation
• 5-panel retro fit construction
• Woven rope across the front panel
• Adjustable snapback closure
• Tour-issued levels of comfort and cultivation

Whether you're planting seeds down the left dash, compressing liquid eggshells, or simply trying to look like a weapon at your local facility, this artifact has you covered.

Stay Slotted Sticks.

ZZZT

– seanzy6nine